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Tuesday 10 July 2012

Just a normal, tedious english lesson with the same usual routine... the setting for a disaster!
He took a seat in his larger, plumper, aquamarine chair and settled in, prepared for another lesson with 8C. This would be a long lesson. Not soon after he had positioned himself ready to begin he fell..... right through the seat, ending up legs up, bum down and a scarlet, embarrassed face followed by roars of laughter.
He got up, replaced the bottom of the seat that had fallen completely off, promised himself to never sit again on that seat. After calming the class, beginning his lesson and getting over the first shock - he had forgotten completely of the horror, sat down on that same, broken chair....!
All the pupils watched as he lowered himself to the seat.
And AGAIN, fell right through to an outburst of screaming and floods of tears. Legs up bum down, tis was beginning to become a routine for 8C's english teacher.
In both utter embarrassment and rage, hoisted up the chair and stormed to the corner to the classroom where he left the chair and returned to standing for the rest of the lesson.

Tuesday 3 July 2012

That awkward moment with a waiter...

Last week my family and I went out to enjoy a delicious meal. We took our seats and ordered our food and drink and casually spoke about our long days at school and work. Roughly 15 minutes later, we were greeted by the same waiter and the sweet smell of our ready made food. The waiter saves my meal till last and after carefully placing the hot dish down he says: 'Enjoy your meal', to which I replied, 'you too'...
That awkward moment when you're lost in thought, completely oblivious to the whereabouts of the direction of view, and realise you have been staring at a stranger the whole time...Unaware that they have realised and have carried on as normal, thinking you are weirder than you are and saying to themselves, 'what you looking at fool?!'
The awkward moment when you go to a foreign country for a school trip with your whole year and your friend decides to sing 'whistle' round a market full of old french citizens, thinking no one will understand what it means...English is the most spoken language in the world girlfriend!
Ever thought about this:
It's funny when Eminem eats M&Ms, Flo Rida goes to Florida and 50 cent has 2 quarters.

Well that was awkward because it's not awkward at all. :/
That awkward moment when the world doesn't end in 2012, and a lot of girls are pregnant...
That awkward moment when someone asks Sirius Black if he is serious!!
That awkward moment when an emo orders a happy meal at McDonalds...

Monday 2 July 2012

That awkward moment when you're walking down the high street with your friend and a middle aged man shouts "gosh you have long legs, they go all the way up." !!!
The awkward moment when you have to release solid waste but your in the bathroom with your friends.
The awkward when you just said moment in your head.
That awkward moment when you accidentally fart doing sit-ups at the Gym.
That awkward moment when a man walks into the ladies toilets and everything stops still.
That awkward moment when you pick up the remote control to answer the phone.
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl.
That awkward moment when it's quiet and you're eating something crunchy.
That awkward moment when you burst out laughing but everyone else stopped laughing 10 minutes ago.
That awkward moment when you're singing Happy Birthday but you don't know the name of the person so you just mumble the name part.
That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.
That awkward moment when you pull the push door... 'can't you read?!'
That awkward moment when you try to exit through a closed glass door.
That awkward moment when you don't know if you should hug someone or not.
That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher "Mum".
That awkward moment when you notice someones zipper is down but you don't want to say anything because you don't have a good excuse for why you were looking that low.
That awkward moment when you don't know whether you should tell someone they have food wedged between their teeth.
That awkward moment when you say "Goodbye!" to someone but you both walk off in the same direction :/

That awkward moment when someone says "Hello!" and you say "Good thanks!"

Thursday 21 June 2012

That awkward moment when you fart in the middle of your Maths GCSE :/.

Wednesday 20 June 2012

The awkward moment when you run into a bookshelf and end up in hospital.
The one day you say how bad someone's project is when they have spent 3 months on it and realise they are right behind you... And then have to write reviews about other peoples projects in pairs and the teacher happens to pair you both up... Well that was awkward.
That one day when I forgot to wear nickers to school and a boy pulled my skirt down... Well that was asks :/
That awkward moment when you are in a music class and your teacher is looking for a banana and you stand up and see that it is smeared all over my bum because I had accidently sat on it...
That awkward moment when a guy that has liked you for 2 years that you are not interested in asks about your new boyfriend who you have recently split up with... And is now looking very hopeful... Sorry babe but never gonna happen.

Tuesday 19 June 2012

The awkward moment when I received an email with certain references to myself that I didn't like and instead of forwarding that email to a colleague to discuss, I replied to the sender with my disapproving comments by mistake...oops.
That awkward moment when your Grandma points out teenage boys for you :/
The awkward moment when someone claims to know every word of a song but don't know half of them...
That awkward moment when your 8 year old brother switches the TV on to an "adult channel".
That awkward moment when your Dad opens the front door to greet your friends and then realises he's in his underwear... :/
That awkward moment when your friend is sitting in the back of the car and your Dad and Grandma begin to rap along to Usher... I didn't even know the words :/
That awkward moment when you're in the middle of an English exam and your stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.